Making people everywhere say, "...Why?" Since 2021
A simple enough concept: Your favorite characters, but as penises.
These ridiculous penises were originally created for the bachelorette party of one wonderful friend with a rich pop culture palette. But as it turns out, doodling stupid penis characters is so, so fun, and therefore this collection shall continue to expand!
Yes, these are things that actually exist and you can actually buy! Have a bachelorette or bachelor party coming up? Need a gag gift (that supports a small business and creates minimal waste)? Grab a sticker or set of stickers to amuse your friends! These stickers make a fun guessing game and it's nearly impossible not to find them funny. I mean, they're penises, and penises are so dumb!
Well, it's quite simple. My beloved best friend was getting married, and I was put in charge of the bachelorette party. My love for her inspires creation, and these penises were the logical conclusion.
Feel free to contact me with penis character suggestions. You can email email@example.com or message/comment on my instagram or twitter @polliadesign (though I'll see it much faster with email.)
Really, anyone who suggests a penis is involved, so thank you to my very patient husband and his friends who saw these ahead of time and didn't have me committed.
My co-maid-of-honor and lifelong best friend, Cee Cee Kelly, must be credited for her amazing hair-doodling skills, for sketching half of the original batch on late night (and somewhat drunken) zoom sessions, and for being crazy enough to say yes when I suggested that we do this.
My dad grudgingly respects the Dread Pirate Roberts penis, and my mom seems jealous that she didn't think of this idea years ago. Only my little sister refuses to admit that the Billy Joel-Penis is good.
Thank you for visiting this page, hopefully this army of penises was able to make you smile half as much as I did while making them!