Don't be so silly! Or, do. You'll have a little chuckle every time you put this tank top on.
This design is printed with bright colors (reminiscent of a certain sugary breakfast) and printed on a men's cut tank top. This top runs large, so consider sizing down a size or even two. Please see the size guide if you're unsure!
Credit for this stupid/genius phrase goes to my trick-taking obsessed husband (who is wearing this tank top in the last photo and wearing a size L.)
• 95% polyester, 5% elastane (fabric composition may vary by 1%)
• Light-medium weight fabric
• Comfortable, slightly stretchy material
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This design is printed with bright colors (reminiscent of a certain sugary breakfast) and printed on a men's cut tank top. This top runs large, so consider sizing down a size or even two. Please see the size guide if you're unsure!
Credit for this stupid/genius phrase goes to my trick-taking obsessed husband (who is wearing this tank top in the last photo and wearing a size L.)
• 95% polyester, 5% elastane (fabric composition may vary by 1%)
• Light-medium weight fabric
• Comfortable, slightly stretchy material
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 32 ⅜ |
| S | 34 ⅝ |
| M | 37 |
| L | 40 ⅛ |
| XL | 43 ¼ |
| 2XL | 46 ½ |