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Smell of Existential Dread Unisex T-Shirt
Smell of Existential Dread Unisex T-Shirt
Smell of Existential Dread Unisex T-Shirt
Smell of Existential Dread Unisex T-Shirt
Smell of Existential Dread Unisex T-Shirt
Smell of Existential Dread Unisex T-Shirt
Smell of Existential Dread Unisex T-Shirt
Smell of Existential Dread Unisex T-Shirt
Smell of Existential Dread Unisex T-Shirt
Smell of Existential Dread Unisex T-Shirt

Smell of Existential Dread Unisex T-Shirt

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$19.50
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Deep breath... I love the smell of existential dread in the morning.

Wear while drinking your morning coffee, to work, or on literally any day where you contemplate our meaningless existence in the grand scheme of the universe.

The colors are real cute, though!

This t-shirt feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65